Can’t Stop This [Updated]

For the first eighteen years of my life that I was responsible for my bathing, it was done in the morning, every morning. Forced to awaken before dawn, hours not deigned by God or the sun but certainly by the demands of my strict education, I warmed up to the day with running water. Then came college, and the subsequent experimentation with bohemian habits of cleanliness. The summer I lifeguarded, I would go weeks without a specific scrubbing.

Now, though, a day after my quadcentennial, I must find myself anew amidst the spray. Time, timeliness, timelessness, all aspects of a shower, require a short periodicty. But the phase must be shifted, as befits my new-found cellular maturity. I, Noel Weichbrodt, have resolved to bath once a day, in the evening.

The best song on the new Root’s album is the last one.

[Link fixed] Can’t Stop This.

September 29th, 2006 | Identity, Life, Music | 4 comments

ONE MIIIILIONNN DOLLARS

An actual IM exchange today, held today in our secured offices high above the Mississippi River:

Weichbrodt, Noel says:
Step 1 of my evil plan to take over the world: Convince Dave to check the project back in so that I can check it out and keep him from working.

Beeblebrox, Zaphod (TASCSD) says:
Ok…but only for ONE MIIIIILIONNN Dollars.
Weichbrodt, Noel says:
Step 0 of my evil plan to take over the world: Convince Bill Gates to give me ONE MIIIILIONNN dollars because Visual Source Safe doesn’t support non-exclusive checkouts.

September 21st, 2006 | IT | 4 comments